COMPLETE THE SENTENCE: (BLANK) OR (BLANK) IN LASAGNA IS NOT ITALIAN!!!


 
 
IF YOU PUT NUTMEG OR CINNAMON IN LASAGNA THEN YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET! QUIT IT NOW...OR AT LEAST WARN NORMAL PEOPLE SO THEY CAN POLITELY DECLINE EATING IT. OMG, IT IS THE GROSSEST THING IN THE WORLD. NUTMEG IS RESERVED ONLY FOR PIES AND THE OCCASIONAL CAKE. CINNAMON IS RESERVED FOR ANYTHING SWEET! THAT IS IT. PLEASE...DO NOT DIVERT FORM THESE SIMPLE GUIDELINES AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE TO LIE TO YOU ABOUT YOUR COOKING!
 
SO UNLESS YOU ARE FROM OHIO, PLEASE STOP, I REPEAT STOP, PUTTING SPICES, THAT DON'T BELONG IN LASAGNA, IN YOUR LASAGNA! IT WOULD ALSO BE NICE IF YOU COULD REFRAIN FORM PASSING THIS RECIPE DOWN TO YOUR CHILDREN, WE WOULD LIKE TO STOP THIS CATASTROPHE AS SOON AS IT BEGAN.
 
Thank you for your understanding in this matter!

Drivers in the Rain!

*************This is a VENT****************



People in rain storms… Get off the brake if you pull over to the side of the road!!! You are not the only people who can't see!!! In the rain your depth perception is seriously askew and if other people see brake lights they will think it's a lane and they will follow you and they WILL hit your ass!!! Literally.


Also, You do not pull over to the left!!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in a storm, not when you get pulled over (Cops hate it too, trust me), In most states it's illegal. That lane is to divert traffic in the case of an accident! The Emergency Lane is on the RIGHT. Yes, I know people do it everyday, but hookers hook everyday too, does that make it right?

Sorry for the harsh tone, but
some (some = stupid) people are going to get other (other = me and you) people hurt or worse!

Mom and Pops Restaurants, Come Back To Me!


 
What happened to our Mom and Pops Restaurants, the little Italian place that was around the corner from everyone’s house? You know the one that was owned by the Russo Brothers or maybe The Conti Famiglia. Where are they?????


 
***Side Note***
Word of the Wise: If you want to know how to pick out a good Italian restaurant. Look for the little Italian lady walking around like she owns the place…9 times out of 10 she does!! And 9 times out of 10 she’s made, from scratch, everything you are about to eat. Older generation Italians take pride in everything they do! Whether its raising a family or making chicken cutlets, they take pride in it. THEY CARE!!! Look for the Old Lady! I’m telling you.
***End Side Note***
 
I miss quality food! I miss quality service! I miss good ole fashioned QUALITY!
 
We are living in a society that edifies mediocrity. A society that say’s convenience is more important than value or excellence! Patience is a fleeting virtue.
 
Help support your local small business owner. Go to a local deli not a Subway. Go to a corner market, not a Fry’s or a Ralph’s. Look for a quant little eatery, not a TGI Friday’s or an Applebee’s. Go to a local butcher, not a Wal-mart! Go to a local feed store, not a Wal-mart. Go to a local pharmacy, NOT A WAL-MART!!!